Shiromew!

chrismarium:

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Can you imagine what it’s like to be her right now? You spend your life having to be separate gems, hiding your love and identity in order to conform to Homeworld’s demands, likely for thousands of years depending on when they were created.

Then Pink Diamond returns, and she throws a ball to signal the start of Era Three. Not only is this a chance to perform for the diamonds they serve (Blue and Yellow), but they also get a chance to see Pink Diamond herself, back from the dead.

Then Pink Diamond, one of the four leaders of Homeworld, fuses in front of everyone. Then a Ruby and a Sapphire fuse. Then her Pearl fuses with an Amethyst.

Can you imagine the affirmation she felt in that moment? Seeing other fusions existing outside of when Homeworld commands it? The two fused immediately, ready to join by Steven’s side, because she likely thought that Pink Diamond was going to allow fusions like herself to be themselves in the new Era Three.

and then Yellow went and did that

kindly-kitten:

THE GREEN GEM

“I knew I couldn’t be the only one!” OH MY GOD I FEEL SO BAD THAT SHE’S BEEN HIDING HER FEELINGS

im not sure whats better

girlwiththegreenhat:

having the “white diamond’s pearl used to be pink diamond’s pearl” theory get confirmed or yellow diamond taking the giraffe jokes way too far

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Destroy my childhood, ruin my chance at college, and laugh when I said I was homeless? Lol cool, I’ll ruin your life.

prorevenge:

Long story. TL;DR at the end.

BACKSTORY: My mother was a really shitty person. I have 4 other siblings. One older sister, 3 way younger, 3 different dads. Before I was born (im a male btw), my oldest sister was taken away from my mother when she was a few months old because she tried to stab/slice the father of my sister WHILE HE WAS HOLDING HER. She lost custody and the dude left her. Older sister goes to live with her fathers family in a different city. CUE LIL OL ME COMING INTO THIS SEXY WORLD. My dad went to jail 2-3 years after I was born for a while, I rarely saw him. He’s an alcoholic if that matters. She was a single mother but she made it work and she worked hard. One of the bigger problems was that she took out all her agression and hatred of my father on me as well as work stress and etc. She dealt with sexual abuse growing up which I’m sure definitely affected her relationships and how she treated me as well. Anyways…

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the-goddamazon:

shawnpau:

What

I was expecting some kind of explanation at the bottom and I just…

mudaship39:
“ ontarom:
“Does anybody remember this “go nuts, show nuts, whatever” gem? Oh how the mighty have fallen.
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You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain
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mudaship39:

ontarom:

Does anybody remember this “go nuts, show nuts, whatever” gem? Oh how the mighty have fallen.

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain 

bellenoel:

bellenoel:

Tumblr when they were removed by Apple from the App Store:

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Tumblr “working as quickly as possible to resolve the issue”:

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Tumblr on December 18th looking for 60% of their users:

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Underrated post

Pooh Bear

theawesomeadventurer:

doctorbeth:

I see many Winnie the Poohs at the hospital (aka Winnie aka Pooh aka Pooh Bear), as you may guess.  Many look like this, a bit flat and with small wounds, designed to have a removable shirt:

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They come for spas:

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New hearts and stuffing:

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And plumping up so they have a proper belly again:

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Sometimes they look like this:

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A bit more loved… or as his person said, in more “desperate condition”.

He also had a spa (not everyone does):

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As you may’ve noticed, he needed a new nose and there were several options:

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His heart had a pooh on it as well as some magic from a heffalump:

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And after a bit of arm and smile surgery, soon he was healthy and ready to fly home:

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His person wrote “He looks wonderful!”

The final Pooh I’m going to show you today just flew home yesterday.  He is always called Pooh Bear.  He is 14 years old and showed every year of hugs.  

Here are the photos his person’s mom sent for diagnosis:

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As you can see, Pooh Bear was a bit flat and a bit gray.  He came in for a spa:

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Got new stuffing and a magical Heffalump heart to preserve a bit of his original stuffing:

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And finally was clean and plump and fluffy and ready to fly home:

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He could even sit on his own!  His people said his chubbiness was perfect and as I said, he flew home yesterday!

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